Showing posts with label Ashley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ashley. Show all posts
Friday, September 6, 2013
I'm Crunchy but....
I'm sure I'm not alone in this.
Do you like any natural living facebook pages that make you feel bad about yourself? Oh you know the ones. Where they post pictures of their child's lunch and it includes things like homemade hummus, quinoa protein balls, jicama sticks, and an apple cider vinegar energy drink.
I can't help but feel overwhelmed when I begin snooping around on those pages. While I encourage their message of healthy living, I leave feeling very inadequate.
When you come visit us I hope that you get a sense of practicality. I hope you feel included and not judged.
Sure, I use cloth wipes instead of toilet paper, BUT, I drive a gas guzzling SUV and I always forget my reusable shopping bags. The point is, we all have our things. My thing may not be your thing or his thing, but it may align with her thing. Know what I mean? Learning about all things organic and natural is a long process. We need to be helping each other out and patting each other on the back for taking strides in the right direction. This is not a competition folks.
Katie and I like to think of ourselves as Crunchy for Dummies. We enjoy getting to chat with people who are brand new to this Crunchy lifestyle and looking for easy help transitioning their daily habits, but we also love being challenged by Crunchy Goddesses that know more than we do.
This is a message from us to you letting you know that we were all new to this lifestyle at some point and we can never stop learning about it. We are an inclusive Crunchy Bunch and we are glad that you're here!
Friday, August 9, 2013
What Husbands of a Crunchy Mama Say...
We could not be operating Crunchy Mamas without the support of our husbands.
Thank you Dustin and Stephen
for helping us however you can
for putting up with our late night "business" phone calls
for watching the kids while we sling goods at the farmers markets
for helping us label white tubes
for listening to us brainstorm ideas on how to expand
for understanding why four-gallon sized jugs of aloe vera have now replaced the snack shelf
and for giving us funny material to make photo memes.
We love you!
Thank you Dustin and Stephen
for helping us however you can
for putting up with our late night "business" phone calls
for watching the kids while we sling goods at the farmers markets
for helping us label white tubes
for listening to us brainstorm ideas on how to expand
for understanding why four-gallon sized jugs of aloe vera have now replaced the snack shelf
and for giving us funny material to make photo memes.
We love you!
***Be watching for our special "Yo Mama" series of photos on our facebook page. What random Crunchy stuff will our husbands say next???***
Friday, July 26, 2013
Crunchy Mamas FAQs
Katie and I LOVE participating in our local farmers markets. It gives us the opportunity to proudly brag about the awesome products we create. It's also nice to get to have a face to face with our customers and listen to their needs. It's just an all around blast!
In an effort for people to get to know us better we hear a lot of the same questions. I want to take this opportunity to answer some of our most frequently asked questions. Perhaps you've been wondering some of these same things...
Q. What is a "Crunchy Mama?"
A. To us, a Crunchy Mama is a woman who is environmentally conscious and is drawn to a more natural way of living. The term "crunchy" is a play on "granola". Now you know!
Q. Does this stuff actually work?
A. Ummm...no it is all complete crap.
Just kidding. Yes, of course it works! Each product we make came out of necessity for our own family. For instance, we started making Nobody's Business because Katie's husband was plagued with colitis and took really stinky dumps. About To Pop came about because Ashley is always pregnant and could never find a good natural product to rub all over her giant belly. Baby Butt Balm was born because one of our babies is prone to diaper rash and we needed a cloth diaper friendly diaper rash ointment. This stuff works and we can confidently say that because we use it ourselves.
Q. Why do you recommend pregnant women not use Smelly Face?
A. Smelly Face contains carrot seed essential oil and geranium essential oil. These oils are known to help relieve pain related to menstruation and help regulate hormones. This is a great benefit for women in general, however these oils are not recommended for pregnant women. We have a fetus friendly option (Not-So-Smelly) available upon request only.
Q. Do your products expire?
A. We use absolutely NO preservatives or chemicals to aid in the preservation of our products. As with any natural product, Crunchy Mamas goods will not last forever. This is why we make small batches at a time and may not always have everything in stock. We suggest keeping an eye on your product for any discoloration or change in odor. If you don't plan on using your goods within the first few months after purchase, store them in the fridge.
Q. Do you make food?
A. No.
Q. Why does Crusty Foot smell like that?
A. Patchouli. What can we say? You either love it or hate it. Patchouli is a key ingredient in our Crusty Foot. It is a known natural deodorizer and antifungal. Crusty Foot would not be effective or as great if we didn't include patchouli.
Q. Do you make suncreen?
A. Unfortunately, we don't feel comfortable putting that out on the market because we don't feel like we can responsibly claim an appropriate SPF. We advise you look into natural essential oils and carrier oils that contain a natural SPF (carrot seed essential oil, coconut oil, red raspberry seed oil, wheatgerm, to name a few).
Q. Do you make lotion?
A. Nope. But we are working on a hard lotion stick. Get excited!
Q. How long have you been doing this?
A. Crunchy Mamas has been a part of our lives for one year but the adventure started over three years ago when Katie and I began making homemade toiletries and such for our own families.
Q. Do you offer discounts if I buy in bulk?
A. YES! Shoot us an email and we can discuss it further. (crunchymamas@hotmail.com)
There you have it - some of our most frequently asked questions. If you have a question or two you'd like us to answer please don't hesitate to contact us. We love hearing from you!
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Getting to know a Crunchy Mama, Ashley style
You all got to know me a few days ago. Now it is time to meet the other one. Yep, you guessed it. Ashley's turn. You can finally learn all those little things about this Crunchy Mama that you never thought you would know and few you will wish you never knew. Ashley is a loose cannon, you just don't ever know what she's gonna say, so here it goes:
1. Where did you come from?
I was birthed by the one and only Jeannie Newman in Staples, Minnesota. Well, can I technically say "one and only" considering she is an identical twin?
2. What is your favorite TV show?
I really want to answer with some cult classic, hipster show like Freaks and Geeks or Portlandia (both shows I enjoy) but if we're being honest here, Revenge and Scandal. I'm addicted. I've even been known to get suckered into a certain reality show that involves rose ceremonies and group dates...
3. How did you meet your husband?
We went to High School together and then later in life he facebook stalked me and asked me out. Who knew that the guy I was madly in love with in high school felt the same? Only took us six years after graduating to figure it out.
4. What is your favorite un-crunchy guilty pleasure?
Egg shaped Reeses peanut butter cups with a diet pepsi on the side.
5. Why do you have so many kids?
Because I had to keep going until I got a red head!
6. How do you feel about beer?
The darker the better. I like 'em stout.
7. How many times do you shower per week?
2-3 (seriously). It all depends on how productive I'm feeling during quiet time - because this is the only time I can shower without a toddler playing peek-a-boo with the shower curtain.
8. How do you generally feel towards food?
I'm addicted and I eat until I hate myself. You won't ever hear me say "I'm satisfied, that salad really filled me up." But I will definitely mutter, "Pull over, I'm going to puke, I ate too many ribs."
9. What is your favorite Crunchy Mamas product?
Crap. This is hard. It's a toss up between Smelly Face and Scab Stick.
10. What do you look for in a man?
Height. I like a tall guy and I got one! Oh, and I LOVE beards and guys that actually get my jokes.
11. What kind of laundry detergent do you use?
I don't. I just use a Tablespoon of Dr. Bronner's unscented soap and add a few drops of whatever essential oil is handy(tea tree, cedarwood, lavender, eucalyptus...) and that seems to work fine.
12. What annoys you the most?
The word "sneakers".
13. Where would your dream house be located?
Right next to wherever Katie's dream house is...because she makes really good soup and I want to be nearby when she makes it.
14. What did you want to be growing up?
A figure skater. Special thanks to my brother(Katie's husband) for taking that dream and crushing it until it was unrecognizable.
15. Do you have any regrets?
YES!! I fed Philip (my oldest son) soy formula and pumped him full of vaccines. I have so much guilt about that.
16. How old are you?
I will be 28 in July - the 15th to be exact, in case you want to send me a card.
17. What do you do to pass the time when you get bored?
You know I have 4 kids right? In the rare event that I am truly bored, I will pack up the kids and go for a drive and get ice cream cones.
18. What is your #1 go to essential oil?
Tea tree. I love that stuff - so many beneficial purposes.
19. What celebrity do you secretly wish was your best friend?
Jack Donaghy. Not Alec Baldwin, just a character he played on TV.
20. What is one item on your bucket list?
I really want to have a home birth but that's not happening. For some reason my husband isn't keen on me crowning in a kiddie pool. A more realistic one is that I want to learn German. Wunderbar and Guten Tag...I know two words, I'm on my way!
Ok, seriously Ashley? Who in the heck is Jack Donaghy? And if you do ever decide to have a home birth, don't invite me, you know how I am.
20 Questions with Ashley Joan
(that middle name came from her Mom's adorable twin, Joannie!)
1. Where did you come from?
I was birthed by the one and only Jeannie Newman in Staples, Minnesota. Well, can I technically say "one and only" considering she is an identical twin?
2. What is your favorite TV show?
I really want to answer with some cult classic, hipster show like Freaks and Geeks or Portlandia (both shows I enjoy) but if we're being honest here, Revenge and Scandal. I'm addicted. I've even been known to get suckered into a certain reality show that involves rose ceremonies and group dates...
3. How did you meet your husband?
We went to High School together and then later in life he facebook stalked me and asked me out. Who knew that the guy I was madly in love with in high school felt the same? Only took us six years after graduating to figure it out.
4. What is your favorite un-crunchy guilty pleasure?
Egg shaped Reeses peanut butter cups with a diet pepsi on the side.
5. Why do you have so many kids?
Because I had to keep going until I got a red head!
6. How do you feel about beer?
The darker the better. I like 'em stout.
7. How many times do you shower per week?
2-3 (seriously). It all depends on how productive I'm feeling during quiet time - because this is the only time I can shower without a toddler playing peek-a-boo with the shower curtain.
8. How do you generally feel towards food?
I'm addicted and I eat until I hate myself. You won't ever hear me say "I'm satisfied, that salad really filled me up." But I will definitely mutter, "Pull over, I'm going to puke, I ate too many ribs."
9. What is your favorite Crunchy Mamas product?
Crap. This is hard. It's a toss up between Smelly Face and Scab Stick.
10. What do you look for in a man?
Height. I like a tall guy and I got one! Oh, and I LOVE beards and guys that actually get my jokes.
11. What kind of laundry detergent do you use?
I don't. I just use a Tablespoon of Dr. Bronner's unscented soap and add a few drops of whatever essential oil is handy(tea tree, cedarwood, lavender, eucalyptus...) and that seems to work fine.
12. What annoys you the most?
The word "sneakers".
13. Where would your dream house be located?
Right next to wherever Katie's dream house is...because she makes really good soup and I want to be nearby when she makes it.
14. What did you want to be growing up?
A figure skater. Special thanks to my brother(Katie's husband) for taking that dream and crushing it until it was unrecognizable.
15. Do you have any regrets?
YES!! I fed Philip (my oldest son) soy formula and pumped him full of vaccines. I have so much guilt about that.
16. How old are you?
I will be 28 in July - the 15th to be exact, in case you want to send me a card.
17. What do you do to pass the time when you get bored?
You know I have 4 kids right? In the rare event that I am truly bored, I will pack up the kids and go for a drive and get ice cream cones.
18. What is your #1 go to essential oil?
Tea tree. I love that stuff - so many beneficial purposes.
19. What celebrity do you secretly wish was your best friend?
Jack Donaghy. Not Alec Baldwin, just a character he played on TV.
20. What is one item on your bucket list?
I really want to have a home birth but that's not happening. For some reason my husband isn't keen on me crowning in a kiddie pool. A more realistic one is that I want to learn German. Wunderbar and Guten Tag...I know two words, I'm on my way!
Ok, seriously Ashley? Who in the heck is Jack Donaghy? And if you do ever decide to have a home birth, don't invite me, you know how I am.
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